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Why Are We Like This?

We’re a middle finger in cotton form.NeuroMisfit doesn’t follow a niche.
The vibes don’t match… and that’s kind of the point.It’s overstimmed, sarcastic, unhinged, unmedicated (or medicated… very self aware nonetheless), chaotic—with the possibility of some glitter.
Basically: a closet that makes no aesthetic sense, but every piece in it has a reason. It’s full of soft shirts, emotional favorites, and let’s be honest—probably a few things you won’t wear but can’t get rid of.We’re not here to define you.
We’re here—chillin’—hoping there’s something for every version of you that shows up.
And there’s space for all of it—all of you.

What If the Shirt Had a Soundtrack

(for the emotionally unstable cotton collection)

Emotionally Compromised but Hot™
“Dangerous” – Sleep TokenElder Emo
“I’m Not Okay (I Promise)” – My Chemical RomanceTummy Ache Survivor
“Bravado” – LordeProtect Your Peace
“Idle Worship” – ParamoreMy Kindness Is a Choice
“You Should See Me In a Crown” – Billie EilishMaladaptive Daydreamer
“August” – FlipturnThis Is Fine
“Static” – Sleep TheoryVibing With My Demons
"And a Big Load" – Hot MulliganMentally Ill But Totally Chill
"Take My Head" – TurnoverPlease Stop Perceiving Me Against My Will
“Sleepwalking” – Bring Me The HorizonMale POV
"Lonely is the Muse" – Halseyhoa hoa hoa
“Roslyn” – Bon Iver & St. Vincent

Frequently Asked Chaos

CARE TIPS:
Machine wash cold, inside out
Hang dry (or tumble low if you live dangerously)
Don’t iron the design (emotionally compromised ≠ wrinkled)
Do not bleach (ever)SIZING NOTES:
Check the size chart before ordering!
For oversized, cozy chaos: size up one or two.WHY COMFORT COLORS:
Because the tags don’t scratch, the cotton is soft, and when I say “oversized,” I mean “safe.” If you’re neurodivergent or sensory-sensitive, these are the shirts you don’t have to think twice about.CAN I REQUEST A CUSTOM DESIGN:
No. But if enough people scream the same thing into the void, I might listen. Or spiral and make it anyway. We’ll see.SHIPPING + POLICIES:
No returns, exchanges, or cancellations.
Why? Because I print things on demand and I’m overstimulated enough.
That said—if your order shows up wrong or damaged, email me within 14 days with pictures. I’ll fix it, no stress.
Unless the stress is mine, in which case I’ll hide it behind a meme and still fix your order.A LITTLE FINE PRINT:
Colors may vary slightly depending on your screen brightness and emotional state
This shirt is printed using a professional, high-quality service (not iron-on chaos)These design are unique to NeuroMisfit™. We made it, so please don’t copy... we’ll know.

Shared Delusions

(aka: things I probably shouldn't be doing for free)

Sometimes I make shirts for people I think are cool. I do the printing, the spiraling, the logistics, the yelling at my screen—all so their weird little idea can become something you wear on your body.
Because this isn’t about making money (though… if you’re rich, please buy two).
It’s about creating space. Sharing art. Letting people wear something loud that wasn’t made by an algorithm or a committee.Basically: I do a lot, they get featured, and you get to wear something iconic and aggressively personal. Everyone wins.

Thee Glitterous

She bites, she bleeds (sometimes literally), and her lashes could end a man.
You’ve been warned.
Artwork by @sky.simmons

This Could Be You

If you’re an artist, creative human, or general chaos vessel and you think we should make something together… maybe we should. I can’t promise I’ll say yes, but I can promise I’ll overthink it.

Contact

Got a question? A collab idea? A meltdown to share? We’re listening.

Accessibility

NeuroMisfit is committed to making our website's content accessible and user friendly to everyone. If you are having difficulty viewing or navigating the content on this website, or notice any content, feature, or functionality that you believe is not fully accessible to people with disabilities, please email our Customer Service team at [email protected] with “Disabled Access” in the subject line and provide a description of the specific feature you feel is not fully accessible or a suggestion for improvement.We take your feedback seriously and will consider it as we evaluate ways to accommodate all of our customers and our overall accessibility policies.Additionally, while we do not control such vendors, we strongly encourage vendors of third-party digital content to provide content that is accessible and user friendly.

Privacy Policy

NeuroMisfit respects your privacy. If you contact us through this site, we may collect your name and email address so we can respond to your message. That’s it.
We use Carrd’s built-in form system. We don’t sell your info, spam your inbox, or do anything shady—because we wouldn’t want that done to us either.This site also includes links to our Etsy shop for purchasing products. Etsy handles all orders, transactions, and customer data on their end.
You can view Etsy’s Privacy Policy here!If you have any questions about how your information is used, send us a message. We’re listening.

Terms & Conditions

By using this site, you agree to the following terms:1. Content Ownership
All designs, logos, and content on this site belong to NeuroMisfit. Don’t copy or reuse anything without permission—we worked hard on this chaos.2. Shop Platform
All purchases are made through our official Etsy shop. That’s where you’ll place orders, handle returns, and contact us for anything product-related.Even though you’re still dealing with the same misfit (hi, that’s me), Etsy handles all the backend stuff like checkout, shipping, and customer messaging.3. Respectful Use
Use our contact form with kindness. No spam, no weird energy, no harassment—we’re just trying to run a t-shirt brand and stay hydrated.4. Limitations
We’re not responsible for any tech issues, platform glitches, or the fact that your favorite item sold out. (But we do get it. That’s rough.)5. Updates
These terms might shift as things evolve. Any changes will be posted right here.Customer Support & Orders
All questions about purchases, returns, or shipping should go through our Etsy shop. You’ll find us there, same vibes—just with a cart button.